Foreigners in My Yard

Some creatures who belong in the woods are coming into my yard.  I feel their intrusion and enjoy the power of being able to chase them off when I bark.  They say they are hungry.  Because of the deep snow they can't find food in their usual places.  So they come right up to my yard and look for scraps of bird seed under the feeder which belongs to my birds.

I hope you know I am being sarcastic, mocking some other creatures I have heard.  I wouldn't want any creature to go hungry, really.  I see through the window screen that one is coming across the driveway now.  I'll go out and see if she wants to play with me.

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